wahay secret cinema is back love this for £5 you dont know what your going to see & they give you 4 clues as to what it is hehe this is going to be fun

My money is on battle of the sexes based on 3 of the clues, or murder on the orient express based on 2. There’s also a rumour it’s going to be Thelma… which I’ve not heard off but apparently has done well In Toronto for the festival so you know happy with them dunno what else it could be.

It’s in screen 1 today too wow must be a big film & it’s almost sold out too. I know £5 is a bargain but that’s still pretty good screen one is huge to fill.

Trailers we’ve got sunburbicon yea can’t wait for that yay & battle of the sexes… hang on so that’s not the film hmmm there’s now a buzz that it’s going to the murder on the orient express the whole rooms talking about it right putting my phone down now.

The film was the Florida Project… I’ve never heard such a grown from an audience who were all expecting something else. Quite a few people got up at that point but nah got to stick with it. I mean what’s the worse that could happen…

Well it did

At 50minutes I was so tempted to go home & leave but I didn’t for 3 reasons 1)I’ve never walked out of a film in my life it’s rude 2) I was quite near the back & it would have looked bad & 3) if I left I would miss the big twist or dramatic event or moment that would kick start the film… yea bout that.

I get that it was about modern poverty & we should all care a little bit more for everyone & that not everyone ticks box a b or c but at least give it a plot people come on. It just kept going oh let’s do that then that. It was just like they wanted to spend six weeks filming in Florida & decided oh let’s run past this or that & get kids to do this.

Not even Willem Defoe could save the film. He wasn’t given much to work with & looked like he was battening against the director & his character. The best bit of the entire film was when there were 3 Cranes on the drive way & they just wouldn’t move & he had to make them move. He didn’t even fucking chase them.

I know life’s not all about an uplifting tale & all of that but you know a street cat named bob last year dealt with this kinda side much better than this did.

Is it that easy to sneak into Disney world? also at no point did she say i want to go to Disney land did she nah not once. It was mentioned once by one other character.

It just seemed like it wanted to be an art film, yet be gritty & real but tell the story from the perspective being 5 different places.

We met people who didn’t actually have an effect on the story who were made out to be helpful one moment & then not screen for another 30 minutes. It was just all over the place.

There was more of a plot to Magic mike then there was to this there really is it just meandered away into nothingness & started to bore me.

The ending looked like it was going to go somewhere & then did they run out of money did they cop out of it or did they want to have an unrealistic ending which means that life’s just stupid & for fools. I’m thinking all three as it was so crap.

Why has it for 97% on tomatoes who the duck gave it that the directors Mum cat best friend & mail man?

This is the First Odeon screen unseen I’ve seen where I have come out angry & hugely disappointed & I know it’s only £5 to everyone & free on limitless but I think I’d rather watch the plasterer Work on our upstairs bathroom.

Assassins Creed may now not be the worse film of the year at least that had some moments to it where as this was just dismal & dire. Don’t see it people even if it does scoop a fuck load of award nominations coming up. It’s just not that good or even mer.