It is film 99 of 2025 im amazed ive got here without really trying too, its a little bit shocking, but tonight is secret cinema time & based on it being an 18 & odeon not showing it & vue giving out the run time, i have a rough idea that its going to be one of 2 films & im secretly hoping its Pillion & not 28 years later the bone temple. Those are the options i have to go on.

I got here a little bit late, but what was interesting is as i walked in, it wasnt as packed as secret screening usually is. Its usually very full but im guessing as there was no odeon clues, it means less people are there. Also once it was revealed about 10 people left & then about another 10 to 15 through out the film left as it clearly got a bit much for some people.

I remember a trailers for sentimental value & Hamnet but i cant remember anything else sorry.

& then the film started & the title card came up… It was PILLION & it was full on.

We are pretty liberal & welcoming here, we are kinky little fuckers who are like damn, but yea the fact that some of the sex in this was a bit much for some of the people in the cinema says an awful lot. & it was full on. Like there was very little respite from it all ever once it started that was that there was like 10 mins of calm at the start of the film & maybe 15mins of calm at the end of the film too. But other than that it was kinky fuckery madness. Dont watch this with your parents.

We have had several members of the slutty little glasses club in 2025. Alexander Skarsgard its your turn to join it. I didnt know i needed that look in my life but damn it worked & got me all hot & bothered for sure.

Despite it being kinky & sexy & lots of dominance in this film, once you go past the control, there is a sweet story about wanting to do whatever to make the person you like accept you &please them. Yes this takes it to the extreme at points, but it means when the film ends he knows what he wants & understands what he doesnt enjoy doing. Its about acceptance & belonging & in a weird way he finds it. Not in the most confirmative way but it was still good.

I sat there for a few minutes looking at an actor who had a few lines going i know you , i bloody know you… it was Jake Sheers from the Scissor Sisters. I wasnt expecting to see him but now i know its him im like of course he would be in this. I did see a lot more of him than i would expect if im honest. He was in a rather enjoyable position at one point… thats all im going to say. Yea there are a few very graphic sex scenes in this. Cleverly shot but still you know exactly whats going on & i can understand why some people might have felt uncomfortable watching it.

Does this count as a christmas film? It starts & end at that point plus someone learns that christmas cums once a year (sorry had to put that down). Those poor dogs just being left tied to a christmas tree while gifts were being given.

I dont think we needed the story about his mum & her health. It didnt really add to much to the rest of the story & it only really effected the characters right at the end of the film, but up to that point we didnt need it. It was a distraction.

The day off, that was lush & that was understanding. I liked that.

This is so much more than a kinky biker sex dominance movie. Okay 80% of it is but its also about self discovery & seeing how far you would go in an extreme to make someone else happy. Its cleverly done & is tasteful at times, but lets be honest, when it goes for the feralness, its unstoppable.