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Cinema Club… Eternals
Cinema time, & the start of my almost full week off work. So lets go see what Eternals has to offer, despite the fact that the press ruined one of the two end credit scenes a full 3 weeks before the film came out. […]
2021 Cinema Club MCU
Cinema Club… The French Dispatch
Its been a busy week here, birthdays galore, lots of football & lots of people to see so a trip to the cinema straight after work is the perfect come down that i need before we all get going again. So a bit of […]
2021 Cinema Club
Film 197:- Early Man
Spoilers I want to watch a Tom Hiddleston film, its been a little while & hes currently everywhere before Loki comes out. But im not up for horror or concentrating & im not feeling the MCU either so its time to get him as […]
2021 DVD Films
Sofa Viewer:- The Guilty (2021)
Im going to try not to spoil this, its only been out for a month so im going to give people the benefit of the doubt that theyve not seen this yet. Time for a film which i have reliably informed i should have […]
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Sofa Viewer:- The Dead Don’t Die
Spoilers….unless you are in on the Joke… then nah no spoilers If youve seen the film you will get that. Time for an in joke film which is funny which i originally saw after Midsommar at the cinema to calm me down. So this […]
Its the End of the World as we Know It Netflix Sofa Viewer
Cinema Club… Harry Potter & The Philosophers Stone 20th Anniversary
nope its not 2001 but who cares Potter is back on the big screen & we are going again.Yep its time to return to Hogwarts & watch it all again. I remember being 12 when the first film came out & me & 2 […]
2021 Cinema Club Harry Potter
Cinema Club… Last Night in Soho
How do i start of the birthday weekend… how about Psychological Horror. Everyone elses worst type of Horror but the genre of it that i like the most. I aint up for a slasher movie but something like this absolutely. So Edgar, take me […]
2021 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… DUNE
The time has arrived to watch part one of Dune. The day after i saw this they said they are going to make Part 2 due to everyone going crazy about it. So yea lets do the first half shall we. Ive treated everyone […]
2021 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer:- Artemis Fowl
Spoilers??? Nah im going to say no because i am right now going to write the word AVOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & thats my reivew…. nah i need to type more dont i So this was on my wish list for 2020, before the word covid was […]
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Cinema Club… Black Widow
ITS TIME FOR MY NUMBER ONE PICK OF 2021 OF THE FILMS I MOST WANT TO SEE THIS YEAR! ITS FIANLLY TIME TO GO & SEE BLACK WIDOW! PLEASE BE WORTH THE WAIT SCARLETT! Ok ive stopped the shouting for now Very excited for […]
Cinema Club… Twisters
I for some reason have been hyped for this for a little while. Im not sure why but i am. & ive never seen the original either (except the flying cow) so yea, im hoping this lives up to the hype & at least […]
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Cinema Club… Frozen II
Time to Let It GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET IT GO!!!!!!! Oh yea bit of disney magic for Christmas & the follow up to a modern classic no pressure here film nope none at all. This has got a lot riding on it. Jojo’s poster is still […]
2019 Cinema Club Disney
Bond
Film 22:- The Man With The Golden Gun
Spoilers… Duh it’s a Bond film. Iv skipped a couple of Bond movies in honour of the great Christopher Lee, the likes of which we will never see again. A true legend. Mr Scaramanga is Bonds greatest opponent & villain he was the only […]
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Cinema Club… Judy
I’m back at the odeon peoples, no one want to come with me to see this one, even though the house all smiled & went that looks nice when it was on Norton on friday. Oh well their loss. Time to see Judy then. […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 131… Inception
Spoilers This is the one the film you have all been waiting for me to review. It’s time & I will try to explain it I promise. It’s time for Inception! Ekkk Right let’s make this understandable as I know some of you still […]
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Cinema Club… Joker
Its not often my pops is more excited to see a film than i am but this one he was so im taking him to our local cinema on a sunday afternoon to go & see Joker & see just how out there it […]
2019 Cinema Club
Film 130:- Wonder Woman
Spoilers Right DC so far your not hitting the ground running if im honest with your DCEU franchise. Time to see if you can salvage it with Wonder Woman, a strong female independent superhero. No pressure at all, even Pops has asked to watch […]
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Cinema Club… The Goldfinch
Oh Oscar Season, its third film in two days time. Am i going to survive all of this, with so much more to come & a possibility of winning tickets to the London Film Festival this weekend (please let me win please please please […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Hustlers
Part two of mondays double bubble from one extreme to the other. Theres going to be a lot of this during oscar season im sure of it. (really should be counting how many times ive said oscar season already). Time to go watch these […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Ad Astra
Double Bubble Back to Backs again. I’ve got films to catch up on people & with Oscar Season its going to get even more mahhhhhhhh soon so lets get viewing & typing shall we. Todays first offering was Ad Astra the new emotional space […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Farewell
Back from holiday peoples whoop bring on some film madness for you all hehe. & return with a bang back into Oscar season & one that’s tipped hotly to do very very well indeed. Time to see what the Farewell has to offer. No […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… The Shiny Shrimps
Oscar season starts right now ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yep we are at that time of the year time to start viewing Oscar hopefuls even though I am completely biased this year & don’t actually for once give a shit about that (we don’t get said film […]
2019 Cinema Club
Sofa Viewer (plane addition):- What We Do In The Shadows
Spoilers… I kinda dont want to review this i want to wait until i get the DVD to just go full on at this & just talk & talk but i have to type im sorry i really do. I also have to confess […]
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Cinema Club… The Informer
Back from holidays 1 & 2 (& now 3 but shhhh) & time for a brief reprise of cinema club before I go away again. Apologies this wasn’t put up nearer the time. I need to see a film I’m having withdrawal symptoms I […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Angel Has Fallen
Apologies once again my lovies. This is what happens when you have 3 holidays in 5 weeks my bad. Well not really. It’s just there was no WiFi on my boat or 4g & I didn’t want to waste all my data in Greece […]
2019 Cinema Club
Cinema Club… Good Boys
Again apologies about the delay people almost a two week gaps, at least this will be up before the september holiday… in theory. second part of double bubble back to back films. So this should be good. Im expecting the standard bad us comedy […]
2019 Cinema Club