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As I can never be James Bond (as Jane Bond is a stupid idea I should be shot just for mentioning it) I have to settle for one day playing Lara Croft… Not that this is a bad thing she does kick arse.

My auto correct made arse as arsenal hehe sister will be happy with that maybe not their twitterarty.

Games being turned into films & some films to games to work out well in the end. Ok yes there are better action films than this but you know it probably did help Bond grow up a bit, not as much as Bauer & Bourne but it’s still a start.

Which brings me to this line

My ignorance amuses me

Love it completely love it Noah Taylor’s mockery of it is brilliant so childish & perfect.

There is an major issue with this film, Daniel Craig is playing an American Alex West & Angelina Jolie is playing British Lara Croft… yea you see my point. Its just a bit mixed up.

I want a hall way that large with a swingy rope thing in it to do gymnastics, and beat the shit out of people, but still its original use is amazing, even her record player is so classy.

Simon the robot bless him, he maybe designed to kill Lara, but the fact that all she has to do to yell stop, is a bit of a kop out really, Real mythical creatures you cant just do that to, no no no fight to the death or the diamonds, or in this case a clock & triangle,

Why is it the Illuminati always have a bad time in any film? no one is ever deemed as a good person, you know one day someone maybe deemed as good.

The fact that when Lara uses time to visit her dad, its actually Angelina dad Jon Voight. Thats quiet clever, apparently when they filmed this they hadnt spoken for like a decade, and filming the movie brought them back together.

This film is a good film, i do wish they still made them, mainly as it all looks a little bit dated with the effects now, and video games of Tomb Raider probably are now like films in themselves.

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