Again double bubble day why see one film when two is so much fun right???

So i went for a walk had a snack then headed to the huge screen 5 for the happy time murders. A film that has had a lot of hype & talk & adverts & something that you think will be popular right… wrong

Oh so wrong i think there was 5 other people in screen 5 with me i couldnt tell how many people came in when the lights went down for the trailers but i couldnt see anyone using there flash light button on their phone lets put it that way.

Trailers were for The nun, which is shit scary, King of Thieves, Mile 22, Venom & something else but i cant remember what. It may come back to me. It wasnt a simple favour lets just say that.

& then the film started… & im very sorry for my rant, but i have to so i can save you all 96 minutes of your life.

ITS UTTER CRAP!

Its not funny, when the premise should be laugh out-loud able, i think i sniggered once, & that was more of an idea as i assumed something else was going to happen. 

It was crude, but not in the correct way. It wasnt safe crude or over the top crude or inappropriately crude. They couldnt decided what they wanted it to be so just missed the mark on all three.

It was not a good plot either or have enough time for you to care about certain people or events it was too fast passed. We know we can deal with loads of information & not feel bogged down people we’ve just all been to infinity war.

It has an underlying that everyone should be equal & everyone should judge everyone the same & rights are important etc. But then it kinda glosses over that at points or takes the piss out of it. Dont set yourself up as that & then go nah lets forget that. This film loses its right to do this.

Also i know its a film but substance abuse is just kinda like yay its cool for puppets to od on sugar or buttons or whatever the fuck they were taking. This is for teenagers this film dont go promoting that

I cant blame puppets for bad acting, after all they are puppets, but i can say that no human actor in this was good or funny or witty or an arsehole that we needed to believe them as. Just lack lustre & uninteresting. Yea the people in the end credits in the green screen outfits working the puppets have a craft, its just a shame it was used in this film.

It the first time since The Florida Project last year that i have wanted to walk out of the cinema, it was a late end too, but i decided not to desperately hoping it would pick itself up in the third act, but nah it didnt.

Just avoid this film at all cost people, no one can truly enjoy this, its just horrific. Completely unwatchable, & if i had properly paid to see this film, i would have asked the odeon & the people who made the film to give me my money back. I’ve wasted my time so you dont have to. 

ITS JUST HORRIFIC!!!